coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

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